heyfishie:

Oh my god

inkabelledesigns:

spookyghostiesandthings:

derpomatic:

glumshoe:

semoka:

glumshoe:

It’d really suck if I got ice or water-themed superpowers. I’d have to wear blue and white and gray instead of the reds and oranges I prefer.

wear the reds and oranges and pull an iceland/greenland on em

“I have cornered you in this aquarium, where your fire powers are useless!”

“Fire powers? Dude, I’m an ice hero. I freeze shit and manipulate water. Also, I love aquariums. Thanks for the free entry!”

“But… you’re dressed like Guy Fieri…?”

“Yeah haha. I have an autumnal complexion.”

Also, no superhero should have a name that gives away the power set.

Misdirection - “Get him, Lasereye!”
“Haha, my mirror will deflect your, wait, why are you made of stone now?”

They call him laser eye because he once blinded himself with a laser pointer and it was the funniest shit they’d ever seen

This is my cup of tea.

lokigays:

I literally can’t stop thinking about this

commentating:

when you delete someone’s number then they text you and you don’t wanna ask who it is

1o9:

rendering glitch

seizurecube:

seizurecube:

z-nogyrop:

seizurecube:

I can’t finish this. My hands are shaking. Someone else do it

Thanks

Wait a minute

pancakeke:

birdantlers:

Everybody go tf home I have officially found a worse name for eyes than ‘orbs’

can’t believe I had to read this with my own balls

sleepingpowder:

girlsgraveyard:

Soft boys